Another time he held my dick while I took a piss. He won, I was a little weirded out that he came in like 12 seconds. “As drunk teenagers me and a friend one time raced to see who could jerk off faster. Me and a friend one time raced to see who could jerk off faster. That was a weird conversation with her later that day.”ġ6. My mother looked out the window to check on us and saw us both dicks in the air. So I did the same for a good ten minutes. “One time in high school me and a buddy were swimming in my pool and for reasons unknown my buddy floated on his back, stuck only his dick out of the water and made the jaws duh-nuh noise repeatedly. Never talked about it again and we were friends for years.”ġ5. He turned off the porn and we started playing Mario Kart. It was weird because we just acted like nothing happened. He cums really fast and I immediately feel awkward. In a matter of minutes we’re both jerking off on the couch next to each other.
We’re just talking about the girls and next thing I know my friend is obviously hard and rubbing himself.
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Porn somehow comes on TV (I can’t remember if he put it in a DVD or what). It was a sweltering summer night, so my friend and I were in just our boxers, hanging out in his back house.
I was spending the night at my friend’s house. “I once had a guy lick cream off my chest while I was wearing a bikini.”ġ4. I once had a guy lick cream off my chest while I was wearing a bikini. “In high school my and my friend put little Barbie-sized cowboy hats on our erections and had a stand off at high noon.”ġ3. In high school my and my friend put little Barbie-sized cowboy hats on our erections and had a stand off at high noon. “Either when I kissed a dude or the time I showed a crowd of dudes my dick for a snow cone. I showed a crowd of dudes my dick for a snow cone. “Watched the first four episodes of Gilmore Girls.”ġ1. Watched the first four episodes of Gilmore Girls. “I told my buddy, ‘That’s a nice tie’ once, but what I really meant was put your dick in my mouth but in a platonic sort of way. I told my buddy, ‘That’s a nice tie’ once, but what I really meant was put your dick in my mouth but in a platonic sort of way. “Drunk naked rollerblading in a park with erotic posing with my best friend, Peyton. Drunk naked rollerblading in a park with erotic posing with my best friend, Peyton. “Butt sex but I said no homo so it wasn’t gay.”Ĩ. Butt sex but I said no homo so it wasn’t gay. I guess you could say I’m a flaming homosexual.”ħ. “I accidentally touched a guy’s hand while I was giving him his change. I guess you could say Im a flaming homosexual. I accidentally touched a guy’s hand while I was giving him his change. That was less gay than the naked Karaoke.”Ħ. It didn’t do anything for me but the women were into it. My wife and some other women said it would be hot. I also made out with a bisexual guy at a swinger party. “I did over an hour of naked karaoke duets with another dude at a nudist resort. I did over an hour of naked karaoke duets with another dude at a nudist resort. “Full anal but made sure the balls didn’t touch.”Ĥ.
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Full anal but made sure the balls didn’t touch. “My friend told me he was gay…I was so surprised I nearly choked on his penis.”Ģ. My friend told me he was gay…I was so surprised I nearly choked on his penis.